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I’m not too much of active guy. Probably because I currently make my money from the computer. So its a office job you could say. I tend to put the pounds on in this environment. When I had my last regular job I started to lose the pounds. I was a security guard and would have to do patrol rounds every one hour. Even though the patrols where basically not needed they wanted us doing them. Probably so we actually do work for our money. Most these big businesses only have private security because it lowers there insurance bill. I learned this from my first security job when I was 21 years old. I hate this type of work but its also easy to get a job as a security guard. The requirements are if you are breathing you got a job. You should of seen the idiots they just hire and sent to our site. WOW. One guy got hurt the first week falling off a curb. He twisted his ankle. Another guy would get mechanical alarms in the office and just stare at the alarm panel. He wouldn’t even acknowledge the alarm so it turns off. I usually wouldn’t pack much of a lunch. When I did I would eat high protein bars. You could get them out of the vending machine. Not much healthy food is in vending machines but you can find calcium powder supplements on our site.

I got another funny story while I’m blogging about my old job. The guy I worked with did some funny things. The client didn’t really want him as a guard but he was ok with him. I’m surprised he actually told me this story. The security was doing a patrol checking some meters out and got close to a pump located on the ground. He went to walk off and ripped his pants really bad. So he calls night patrol to come bring him some new pants. So he changes his pants in the little health room. He goes to do his next round and bam the door locks behind him. He has now locked himself out. He left the keys attached to his pants in the health room. So now the security guard is locked out of the building hes suppose to secure. He didn’t have access to a phone. I don’t think he owned a cell phone at the time. He may have. So as the employees arrived they let him inside the building. All the managers of the buildings have there own key. It doesn’t sound funny to you but to me it got me non stop laughing. If you here it coming from this guy just makes you laugh. He was basically a goof ball. He looks just like the my name is earl go on the tv show. Not the off set guy the TV show guy. Just like him with the black hair and the long side burns. He actually had the same face as him too. He would always show up to work with fast food. I would tend to eat it alot since my hours sucked. I didn’t have the hours to go get some good food. I would usually pack me some vitamin powder supplements I think these bars are great high energy foods.