drinking and driving remote control car

Ok its winter and most places in the united states its raining. What the hell is there to do in the winter time. Get drunk? Then you gotta drive home. Watch out for the cops. You swerve or go over the line and pull over time. That is until you buy this gadget toy. You can do all the drinking and driving you want without the DUI’s that come along with the real drinking and driving. The alcohol is suppose to go on the top of this remote control car. I perfer to drink and drive with this toy.